Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Will the Next Kook Please Predict the Apocalypse?

Start of the 14th b’ak’tun?
Whatever Mr. Raise Our Hopes
That All Life Will End
and Then Disappoint Us At
The Last Minute!

The apocalypse that no one worth listening to predicted would occur two weeks ago didn’t happen. If you were one of those people gearing up for the planet to end in one spectacular moment, you have probably found yourself going through the five stages of grief during the holidays.

Denial
As the last minute of December 21st ticked away, some of you thought, “This isn’t happening to me,” while others assured themselves, “The end of humanity could still happen tomorrow.”

Anger
A few days later, you sought to vent your anger on annoying relatives, bad gifts, people texting at the movies, or Martin Short’s performance in The Santa Clause 3.

Bargaining
Soon you found yourselves saying out loud, “I would gladly give my life for the world to end” or screaming at the sky, “You could destroy Mars, too.”

Depression
On New Year’s Eve, you sat home alone sulking. You rationalized, “Eveyone’s not going to die soon so what’s the point?”

Acceptance
Hopefully, you have all accepted that the Mayan apocalypse is not coming. Only after accepting that, can you get excited about the next potential end of days.

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Friday, November 9, 2012

Trailer for Zombie Film World War Z Is Divisive


The first theatrical trailer for World War Z was released last night. The film’s title is taken directly from the popular post-apocalyptic zombie novel World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks. And judging from the trailer, the similarities do not go far past the title.
The film stars Brad Pitt as United Nations worker Gerry Lane. The trailer opens on Lane and his happy little family sitting in traffic. In no time, a huge explosion goes off down the street, followed by a runaway garbage truck narrowly missing the Lane family and plowing through a motorcycle cop and several other vehicles.
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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

DnD History: A Review of Playing at the World


Jon Peterson. Playing at the World: A History of Simulating Wars, People and Fantastic Adventures, from Chess to Role-Playing Games. (San Diego: Unreason Press, 2012.)
Chronicling DnD History
The definitive text for the cultural and historical context surrounding the 1974 publication of Dungeons & Dragons is Jon Peterson’s Playing at the World: A History of Simulating Wars, People and Fantastic Adventures, from Chess to Role-Playing Games, although one likely will not find it in most university libraries. Coming in at over 700 pages, Peterson’s self-published gem tells the story of how DnD was constructed from components of wargaming, fantasy literature, and role-playing and how the pencil-and-paper phenomenon revolutionized our lives. The book attempts to parse out not just what DnD drew from those elements that preceded it, but more importantly what it developed that helped to shape the genre of the role-playing game.
From the beginning, Peterson’s main goal was to write a history of DnD relying exclusively on primary sources such as fanzines. To lend the information even more credence, he only draws information from sources that were printed within the year following the event(s) being discussed. The more sensational stories are disregarded since his aim is to compose a solid history without rumors passed off as fact. The information in the book is extensively footnoted and the bibliography is nonpareil.
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Monday, November 5, 2012

Skyrim Dragonborn DLC Preview


The next Skyrim DLC has been revealed. After Bethesda posted a teaser image on November 2, the official trailer for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’s new DLC “Dragonborn” premiered today.
The “Dragonborn” DLC is set on the snowy island of Solstheim, located east of Skyrim in the province of Morrowind. “Dragonborn” introduces a Dragon Priest who was the first Dragonborn. The Dragon Priest once ruled over Solstheim in the name of the Dragons. He is trying to return to Tamriel. The trailer features dragon mounts, various new types of armor, goblins throwing spears, and a few new enemy types. The DLC will be available for download on Xbox Live on December 4, 2012.
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Friday, November 2, 2012

Disney and Star Wars: Nothing Could Go Wrong


When Disney acquired Lucasfilm and along with it the rights to Star Wars, the news made waves all over the internet. The additional bombshell that Disney has plans to produce three more films in the series that will take up the story after the events of Episode 6: Return of the Jedi, has led to a decent amount of speculation and anxiety among Star Warslovers. Well, allay those fears.
George Lucas chats with J. J. Abrams. Photo by Joi Ito.
Ask yourself: What could Disney possibly do to hurt the integrity of the Star Warscanon that George Lucas has not already done? Things like a planet of teddy bears and protracted, cutesy pod racing scenes were never beyond Lucas. Nor was any character’s dignity safe in his hands. Yoda became a CGI shell of his former self, especially following his ridiculous light-saber battle in Episode 2: The Clone Wars. Darth Vader lost most all of his menacing presence after audiences were exposed to Hayden Christensen’s whiny portrayal of Anakin Skywalker.
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Indie Game: The Movie: The Review


Indie Game: The Movie. Dir. Lisanne Pajot and James Swirsky. June 12, 2012.
The best movie about guys sitting at computers I’ve ever seen.
First-time directors Lisanne Pajot and James Swirsky’s documentary Indie Game: The Movie explores the motivations and efforts of indie game developers in the uncertain and high-stakes independent game market. Indie Game is primarily driven by interviews with Jonathan Blow, Tommy Refenes, Edmund McMillen, and Phil Fish. Jon muses on the development of and his struggles with the critical and financial success ofBraid. Edmund and Tommy are full of trepidation in the brutal final weeks leading up to and on the launch day of Super Meat Boy. And Phil addresses his game Fez’s five-year development and the events that have slowed his work, plus his crippling panic as he prepares to set up a demo of his long-awaited game at PAX East 2011. Indie Game does not aim to compare the world of independent game development to the world of corporate game development, nor to highlight the potential financial rewards of possibly creating one of a very few indie games that have been profitable. Indie Game is about the humanity of four indie game developers, their desire to communicate that humanity to others through the medium of video games, and their fears that they are misunderstood.
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Friday, October 5, 2012

Download Tig Notaro Live ASAP - Time Wastes Too Fast


Tig Notaro’s remarkable set at Largo in August of 2012 is now available for purchase on Louis C. K.’s website. If you’re not up-to-date on what’s been happening in Tig’s life, she’s had a tough year. In short, Tig contracted pneumonia, then a C. diff infection, then her mother died, then she was diagnosed with breast cancer in both breasts. (You can read the full details here.)

Download Tig Notaro Live for only $5. A portion of the profits go to various breast cancer charities.

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